tired of scary hotels
i was in like a hotel thing on vacation wiyh my parents and it was completely normal untill it randomly got scary. like the staff was trying to make it scary by giving us these cupcakes with like realistic hearts and blood and tenticles on it??? idk if it was real or just like made but immediately we were like “hell naw he he hell naw” and we started packing up to leave but we werent even scared we were just really pissed off. we were like “omg ofc they did ofc they had to start making everything scary” erm
how could they
had a dream last night and i only remember the very end when i was walking down the middle of a street to somewhere idk where and in this dream i was in love w sematary like irl obviously. but he was my age and went to my school. and it was like the early 90s i think. i remember the whole dream i wanted him so anywwy i was walkibg down the street and he came up to me and was like “hey do u wanna like meet at a diner later or something” and i was like “omg yeah… 🤭” and it was weird bc in the dream i still knew he was sematary but it was like different somehow. i dont remember if he was still famous or not. i think he was but idk. but i went home and asked my parents if i could go but i lied abt it just being my bestie and they said no. and i kept trying to convince them bc this was sematary and i also didnt have his number so he would think i just didnt want him and left him alone but they kepy saying no and not letting me go and i got so pissed off at them i woke up on purpose
this one makes me want to die
the only part i remember was that i was dating big t and i was talking to my bestie (idk who it was) about something while sitting at a desk in their room and he was laying on the bed next to us and idk what we said but he was like sarcastically saying i didnt love him and i was like “you are goofy boy” and i held his hand and turned back around to keep talking to my bestie while still holding his hand and i remembee thinking like now i can mark the “held hands romantically” box on the rice purity test and the whole thing was like SO REAL…. it fr felt like it happened im so acrerd other part of my dream i got my finger bit off by a really big black cat because i tried to go up to it but i ran to it so when it was attacking me i was just like “i deserve this i know i deserve this” but it was weird because it didnt eevn bite my finger it scratched my arm and hand and then my finger was randomly bit off
royal secret agent?
i had supernatural powers and connections to the royal family?? amd there was a game me and i yhink the prince played aong wiyh other people i dont remember and it looked like that one marvel game stampylongnose played in maybe 2018 like you were some superhero and you coukd run around in a base underground. everything outside it looked like that one roblox camping game but inside itvwas futureistic and idk what you did but alot of people liked it. anyway i could possess things irl and i had missions like the queen wuld tell me to do something and i would be like “okay” and the one mission i remember i took over like a clock radio on the oldest person on earths shelf and was like “im from the future im here to warn you of something” because when i took over an object it like came to life. and she got really angry and scared and idk what happened after that but i was on trial irl for domething i dont remember but ik it was related to that mission. amd it was like a disney movie or smth everyone in the room was cheering for me like rooting for me to win the case and then the judge ruled that i wasnt guilty and everyone cheered. then i checked my email on my school laptop and XXXX messaged me saying something about her man idk i remember she typed a weird border around it. but around the whole email like yk. and i just responded “i just won a court case (japanese radish emoji)” and then closed my laptop and continued celebrating my win
H i guess
H randomly cam wup to me in school and said like “im ready to actually start talking to you now like ive wanted too but i couldnt” and i was like “um okay” and then we went to this weird place that was like some kind of vacation thing but he was giving me the ick everyday i dony exactly remember what he did but he was like theater kid overly sensitive overly happy like yk. and i was like “um.” but i dont think i did anything abt it. ans then the dream switxhed to another one where i was on my schools bleachers bwcause i was graduating i guess?? and my old bestfriend was with me and we were like matching princess outfits? and when we went up to the main stage the announcer lady was like “um that section isnt supposed to go” even though she said we were like um. and it was really confusing but i dont remember id we figured it out later. but ik there was something crazy going on there were like horrifying creatures at some point but i dont rememebrr anuthing about that. i think the world might have been ending at one poiny but i fr dont know
grunk meetup
i went to some stadium with my mom for idk what (also for some reason i was like 11 and grunk was like 15 idk. idk) but we left after like 5 minutes and somwhow i knew tgc would be there and i really wanted grunks signature obviously so i ran out and then i actually did catch up with them but for some reason only asked for grunk and also somehow tanner knew and tapped him on the back and i got him to sign my shirt with an orange crayola marker that he pulled out of nowhere but right before he signed it i woke up in a cold sweat
abandoned house
so there was this big abandoned house by my wchool wnd one day a tree fell on it, and for some reason i decided to go inside and it was like a whole different world?? like a pixleated game with rainbow hallways, 2d shadow creatures with red eyes, hallways spanning like 2 miles long with doors and elevators lining them, a girl with a clock for a head that lives in a tree, a lady who thought she was a superhero living in an abandoned arcade, and when i went in i had to wear a mask ig bc thwre were so many molds?? but you had to get to the secret world through a hole that was either in the bedroom or the bathroom? and i had to go back to the house bc the day before i went in WITHOUT a mask but it was weird bc it was like a video game like i had the 3 kinds of mold on the side of my screen bug i had beat 2 of them by doing snth but now i had to go back and find the cure to the last one before i died, and when i was in the arcade the superhero lady taked to me aboyut something?? buy it was really like deep and beautiful in the dream and then j was back to the real world and when i went back to show someone it the door was locked with a videogame countdown on it that said 10 hours
this one makes me sad for no reason
so i was kidnapped or smth by these 2 guys and forced to do these puzzle things?? like they had this zombie thing and they let it chase me untill i escaped, like they would open 1 exit and then i would have to run before the zombie got me. and then they kidnapped this one other girl to do this big cult festival thing and we had to pole holes in a big float thing to look like lights?? and then we went on the float with big dresses on while everyone cheered for us. and then afterwards idek what exactly happened but at this point in the dream these guys were actually like our parents and the zombie wasnt thete anymlre but one of them was worried i would go back to my other family because i saw them and he got mad aboyt it
song remix
me, my man, and XXXX for some reason ihad to make a song for some really big event bc my mom told us too but like we all 3 had to make seperate songs and my mom would bote on ome and IK ig was a remix of something but i dont remember what at all
leo
i barely remember this but i was in this school and this exchange guy came into my class, and we started talking abt smth (he kind of looked ljke leo from the stargirl movie) and ig we had to go jnto this program where its a bunch of kids in one house and werw all allowed to kill eachother. and we were sitting in tje kitchen away from everyone and there was this old man there that ran everything and i was like “can 2 people win” and he avoided my question for 8 trillion years and then idk what he said he just kept being vauge and i was like “i have sometuing to tell you” to leo and he was like “what 😳” and i was like “nvm.....” and he was like “tell me 😄” and then one if the kids playing outside came in and started pointing. a knife at him literalky UNPROVOKED…. and i yelled at her ofc so she backed up and i was like “i love you ☹️☹️” and he qas like “omg i love you too” and then the episode we werw in. ended but the whole tume i was so scared bc i was thinking abt how it would feel to get stabbed so i looked at the next episodes trailer and i didnt get killed so i was celebrating up
what was i talking abt
i had a dream that i had the power to turn any object into anything else and i could also turn myself into anything and my mom was worried about me gaving that power but nobody really cared. wnd then 100 years later bc i dont remember anything a guy that looked exactly like napoleon dynamite told me that his friend liked me ans i qas like “yipee!” and tjen i lost my shoe in a puddle but then i hot on the bus. and then i was on an elevator to idk where and there was this guy in the corner that was in the top corner and he was resisting the 790000 pounds of metal crashing down on him like ifk why amd my mimi wuo ews there for some reason was like “the power of an old man” and then XXXXXX rented a whole apartment and was like “me you and XXXXX should just run away and live together” ans i was like “haha sure” but i didnt rly mean it and there was napoleon, some random popular girl, XXXXXX, XXXXX, and me in the hoyel room and i was like “i miss my home i cant live here forweve” and XXXXXX looked rly sad abt that even though i said it before
